Fred: I got 100 in school today.

Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on

| Ethnic jokes

Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed

| Music jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a

| Music jokes

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor.

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Little monster: Mom I've finished.

| Monster jokes

Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your tea.

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Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?

| Birthday jokes

Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!

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Fred: I got 100 in school today. Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in? Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well, at least you can add !