What did the cannibal say when
| Cannibal jokes
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Why did the gum cross the road?
| Elephant jokes
Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.
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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as
| Insect jokes
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !
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Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in
| Military jokes
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.
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Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife,
| Dirty jokes
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.
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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can’t help it – she brings out the beast in me!