After my wife and her former best buddy,
| Telephone jokes
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both
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Customer: Couldn't you see I was going
| Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
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A police officer pulls over this guy who had
| Police jokes
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma att
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On the first day his son joined the family
| Business jokes
On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said, 'I am going to give you your very first lesson in business. Stand on the edge of the roof. Reluctantly, the boy went to stand on the edge of the roof. 'Now,' said his father,
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How can you tell the
| Food jokes
How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.
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A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk. “We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to see out the window is a parking lot!”