What do you call a very rude
| Bird jokes
What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !
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Two men were out hunting when one of them saw
| Hunting jokes
Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. "Quick," said the first, "shoot it." "I can't," said the second. "My gun isn't loaded." "Well," said the first," you know that, and I know that, but the rabbit doesn't."
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This blonde and her boyfriend
| Dirty jokes
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"
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While practicing autorotations during a
| Military jokes
While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s.
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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The
| Police jokes
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informa
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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.