A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
| Blonde jokes
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,"I'm sorry. Your ticket isn't for first class. Could you please move to your seat." The blonde replied,"Im blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York." The attendant
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Whats white on the outside, green on the inside
| Frog jokes
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !
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Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.
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A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal
| Dead and dying jokes
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches o
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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?
| Monster jokes
Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.
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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” And then finally, he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: “Shall We Gather at the River.”