What did God say after she made Eve?
| Men jokes
What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what
| Accountant jokes
If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?
| Fishing jokes
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !
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THE teacher announced that to
| Spelling jokes
THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. "My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie." Next came Tommy. "My dad is a banker, b
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What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
| Bird jokes
What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !
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Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he’s conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.