Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian
| Political jokes
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
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A chap went up to the counter in the
| Dead and dying jokes
A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf." The chap came back a few moments later and said, "I can't find any at all." The librarian replied,
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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love
| Various animal jokes
Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
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What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
| Dog jokes
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!
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A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day
| Military jokes
A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,
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FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes. BERT MONSTER: That’s nothing. My sister’s tongue is so long, she can lick an envelope after she’s posted it.