A man was driving along
| Travel and tourist jokes
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the r
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Do you love me more than you love sleep?
| Humor jokes
Do you love me more than you love sleep? "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"
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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in
| Dead and dying jokes
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.
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What do you get if
| Car and train jokes
What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.
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What is cleverer than a talking cat ?
| Cat jokes
What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !
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At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: ‘Is this pig?’ Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: ‘Which end of the fork are you referring to?’