An aircraft is about to crash. There are
| Political jokes
An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died." So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The
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Q: How do you confuse a
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
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What's the definition of a cannibal?
| Cannibal jokes
What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
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Q: What did the Production Manager give
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
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Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I’d be too polite to mention it !