A regular at Bob's Bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?" "Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them."
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What sort of animals make the best TV
| Movie and TV jokes
What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !
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Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.
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Why do we drive on parkways when we park
| Answer me this jokes
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
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The problem
| Computer jokes
The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results. The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results.
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Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with — fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, “Sea water.” “Oh, that explains why it’s so rough today.”