How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate

Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.

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Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.

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How do you know you're leading a sad

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How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

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Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch

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Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.

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A man sitting in a barber's

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A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a shampoo yet."

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Men are like plungers.

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Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom

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How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don’t know the answer but I think I’m nearly there.