Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch

Teacher : Would you at the

| School jokes

Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !

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What do you get from a short-legged cow?

| Cow jokes

What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!

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Q: How many Arians does it take to change a

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?

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One evening this

| Police jokes

One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. "Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered the information in the arrest record. "Disappointing to s

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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano

| Ant jokes

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !

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Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn’t. There’s only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.