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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

| Pig jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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The kindergarten

| Dirty jokes

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing t

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What is the title of the new Vietnamamese

| Food jokes

What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog.

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A man goes to the eye doctor. The

| Doctor and nurse jokes

A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies, "No, just spots."

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Do molecular biologists

| Biologist jokes

Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?'

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What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.