Q: Men will brag that
| Men jokes
Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A: Women working at 900 numbers.
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The cop got out of his car
| Police jokes
The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket
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How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first
| Clinton jokes
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.
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Do you really believe your husband when he
| Fishing jokes
Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend? asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..."
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Three guys are
| Dirty jokes
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes late
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A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!” The woman replied, “Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.” “Sure you could!!” said the political man, “if you could lie as well as I do!”