What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak
| Weather jokes
What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark
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The cop got out of his car
| Police jokes
The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket
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Teacher: Why is the Mississippi
| School jokes
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
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Q: What did a blind boy's parent's
| Blind jokes
Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture
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Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your
| Easter jokes
Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"
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On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and said, “What’s a four -letter word ending in “unt” which means “woman”? The bishop said, “Did you try “aunt”? The Pope said, “Mmmm. Do you have an eraser?”