Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.
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Which villains steal soap from the bath?
| Bath jokes
Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.
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Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The
| Dog jokes
Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside.
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One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang
| Zoo jokes
One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother.
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The world's most incredibly lazy man found
| Humor jokes
The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. "They're yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked. "I'm tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. T
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What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog.