These two friends are about to go to
| Dance jokes
These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap. They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, Would I?
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Why is President Carter important to
| Burger jokes
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
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Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting
| Teeth jokes
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it
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Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women
| Women jokes
Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks.
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How did the dog make gold soup?
| Dog jokes
How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots.
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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four – three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.