It only rains twice a
| Weather jokes
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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John was sitting outside his
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!" Now
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How does a baritone make phone calls?
| Telephone jokes
How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!
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What would happen if you crossed Magilla
| Gorilla jokes
What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
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Why is it that when you transport
| Answer me this jokes
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
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Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.