Q. What is eternity?
| Blonde jokes
Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!
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The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a
| Religious jokes
The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi notices a fancy shmancy phone on a side table in the Pope's private chambers. "What's that phone for?" he asks. "It's my direct line to the Lord!" the Pope replies. The Rabbi is doubtful, but the Pope insists that he tries it out
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What would happen if pigs could fly?
| Pig jokes
What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!
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Dear Boss,
| Computer jokes
Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me. At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following improv
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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots.