Harry was madly in love with Betty, but

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's

| Old age jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks are few.

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What do you call an ant with

| Insect jokes

What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An antphibian.

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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the

| Dirty jokes

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a

| Ghost jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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Did you hear about the bear hunter?

| Hunting jokes

Did you hear about the bear hunter? Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began to speak to him! "Isn't it better to talk than to shoot

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Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn’t pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. ‘Darling! he blurted out, ‘will you marry me?’ ‘Of course, I will, you silly boy,’ she replied, ‘who is it speaking?’