Q: Why did the blonde want to
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.
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An old lady was considering buying a
| Various animal jokes
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma'am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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What do you call a letter sent up the
| Christmas jokes
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !
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Why can't the Philippines field an ice
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’d rather keep their clients in the dark.