Why are fish so smart?

How many architects does it take to change a

| Humor jokes

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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Denied membership in an exclusive country

| Movie and TV jokes

Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said "Hell, I'm no actor, and I've got thirty movies to prove it!"

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A kid called up his

| College jokes

A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, "Sure, sweetie. I'll will send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?" "Uhh, oh yeah, okay," respo

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What's furry, has whiskers and

| Cat jokes

What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !

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Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?

| Banana jokes

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

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Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!