A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde

Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?

| Blonde jokes

Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

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What to do you call an old dentist?

| Dentist jokes

What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth

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What's a dog favourite hobby ?

| Dog jokes

What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !

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Q: What do you call kinky sex with

| Dirty jokes

Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A: S&M&M.

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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised

| Aviation jokes

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store. The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks. The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, “meow”, the cop says, “oh, its only a cat” He kicks the second bag, and the redhead says, “woof, woof”. The cop says, “its only a dog”. He kicks the third bag, and the blonde says, “potato”