Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women

What happened when the chicken ate cement

| Bird jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !

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Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

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Three friends were stranded on a desert

| Humor jokes

Three friends were stranded on a desert island. After several weeks with no food and no drinking water, they were beginning to lose heart. Suddenly, a bottle floated into the shore and a beautiful genie popped out. She said "I have three wishes to grant. Each of you gentleman can make one wish c

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Why did Davy Crockett always

| Birthday jokes

Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!

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A chap went up to the counter in the

| Dead and dying jokes

A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf." The chap came back a few moments later and said, "I can't find any at all." The librarian replied,

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Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks.