An armless man walked into a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to
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First cannibal: Come and have dinner in
| Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
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There was an engineer who had an
| Humor jokes
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million do
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The Fire brigade phones George Graham in
| Firefighter jokes
The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning. "Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!" "The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George. "Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."
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Why is Dick Clark a
| Horse jokes
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
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Will He Win ? by Betty Wont