What do you get if you cross an eel
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
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What did the cat say when he lost all his money
| Cat jokes
What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !
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Where do baby ghosts go during the
| Ghost jokes
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
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Q: How do you get a dog to stop
| Dog jokes
Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.
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Mother: Why was the phone busy all
| Telephone jokes
Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !