What do you call an elephant creeping through

What do you get if you cross an eel

| Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money

| Cat jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !

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Where do baby ghosts go during the

| Ghost jokes

Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers

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Q: How do you get a dog to stop

| Dog jokes

Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.

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Mother: Why was the phone busy all

| Telephone jokes

Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !