For what person do all men take off
| Hair and bald jokes
For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber.
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Waiter, I can't eat this
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !
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Customer: Couldn't you see I was going
| Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
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What kind of hair do oceans have
| Hair and bald jokes
What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !
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Tarzan was tired when he came home.
| Elephant jokes
Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car’s occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do? “I know,” said the Branch Manager, “Let’s have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way.” “No, no,” said the Hardware Engineer, “That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I ‘ve got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car’s braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way.” “Well,” said the Software Engineer, “Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.”