Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet
| Internet jokes
Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.
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A little boy came downstairs crying
| Children jokes
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. ' What's wrong ?' asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, like they said in church ? he sobbed. 'In a way they do,' said his mother. ' And when they die do the turn back to dust ?'. 'Yes, they do. The little boy began to cry again. '
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What's the difference between a hunter and a
| Hunting jokes
What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
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Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
| Blind jokes
Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all
| Fishing jokes
One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual. It was cold and raining, and he decided to return back to his house. He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed and l
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What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!