The President is running down the street one
| Political jokes
The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that it's wonderful that you're doing such a good thing." The little girl says, "Thank you, Mr. Clinton. Would
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Q. What do you
| Clinton jokes
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton'
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A man is hired by the circus to perform a
| Humor jokes
A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center ring, shoveling aside their droppings as they walk about. After a rather difficult evening at work, he goes to the circus cafeteria, sits with other workers,
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Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
| Birthday jokes
Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!
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It was so hot when we went on holiday last
| Humor jokes
It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow.
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Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!