Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife,
| Dirty jokes
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.
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Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
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Where do you usually find dogs?
| Dog jokes
Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.
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There was once a Scotsman and an
| Ethnic jokes
There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked outside and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was a
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What did one centipede say to the other
| Insect jokes
What did one centipede say to the other centipede ? You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs ....!
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William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that’s crying, ‘Ice cream! Ice Cream !