Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind.
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What do you call a dentist in the army ?
| Dentist jokes
What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !
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At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate
| Dirty jokes
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says,
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what
| Cow jokes
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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Three guys are
| Dirty jokes
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes late
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What’s the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.