Q: Why did the dog cross the road? – A: Because it

Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers

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Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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What do you call a

| Ghost jokes

What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!

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Women are like guns,

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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.

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Police Chief: Why are you

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Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be

| Accountant jokes

The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

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Q: Why did the dog cross the road? – A: Because it was the chickens day off.