Teacher: If I gave you three
| School jokes
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!
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How many chocolate bunnies can
| Easter jokes
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty.
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What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
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Alsation: I'll see you shortly.
| Dog jokes
Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"
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What should you do if you see a vicious
| Dog jokes
What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you.
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What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.