Where do you find a down-and-out
| Various animal jokes
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !
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A blonde was driving down
| Blonde jokes
A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's
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How can you shorten a bed?
| Bed jokes
How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
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A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was
| Old age jokes
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. In a panic she rushed into the corridor and headed for the bathroom. It was not until she collided with an elderly gentleman that she realized she didn't have a stitch of clothi
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What did the hotel manager say to the
| Elephant jokes
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"
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The accountant’s prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.