What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
Category: Witch jokes
What does a witch enjoy cooking
What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes.
How can you make a witch itch?
How can you make a witch itch? Take away her “W.”
What do you call a witch that stays out all
What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap? Because
Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap? Because there’s no point in it.
What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.
What do you call a witch with one leg?
What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
What did the doctor say to the witch in
What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you’ll be able to get up for a spell.