She was two thirds married once.
| Marriage jokes
She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't !
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A young ventriloquist is touring the
| Blonde jokes
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of yo
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Q: What does a proud computer call his
| Computer jokes
Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block.
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They say that the new super computer
| Computer jokes
They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?" The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Michigan." The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was non
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Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on
| Blind jokes
Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.
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What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes.