Teacher: That's quite a
| School jokes
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?'
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to
| Blonde jokes
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!
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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from
| Letter jokes
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.
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What English King invented
| History jokes
What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !
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What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.