What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?

A man calls his

| Marriage jokes

A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

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Why are elephants wiser than chickens

| Elephant jokes

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!

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Where did the fortune-teller go on her

| Humor jokes

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things

| Insect jokes

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !

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What's big and grey and lives in

| Elephant jokes

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !

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What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.