What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up

A man was traveling down a country road when

| Marriage jokes

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends."

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Why does a barber never shave a man with

| Hair and bald jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.

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Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to

| Ethnic jokes

Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.

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The phone rings at

| Police jokes

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!" "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using

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What do cows like to listen to?

| Cow jokes

What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!

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What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it’s sweater ? Warren !