What part of a car is the
| Car and train jokes
What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired.
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A defendant was
| Lawyer jokes
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, decided to try a trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise
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Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
| Baby jokes
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves.
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Father Christmas:
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!
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A young lady came home and told her Mother
| Marriage jokes
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said. "Between the two of us, we'll show him just how *wrong* he is."
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How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !