What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
| Bicycle jokes
What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry,
| Cow jokes
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato!
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Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
| Rabbit jokes
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother.
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One day, two guys Joe and Bob
| Fishing jokes
One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by. Joe then said "Gee Bob, I didn't know you had it in you!" Bob then replies "
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A young accountant, straight out
| Accountant jokes
A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch. "I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly I'm looking for someone to do my worryi
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A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, “I’ve got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?”