The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the
| Humor jokes
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked. "I am waiting for my husband to come home from work." the daug
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What do young female monsters do at parties
| Monster jokes
What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !
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Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !
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What's black and
| Religious jokes
What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun rolling down a hill.
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A lion was getting rather old and slow
| Various animal jokes
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it
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One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says, “When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over that tree.” So, the grandson hits the ball and it bumps against the tree and lands not to far from where it started. “Of course,” added the grandpa, “when I was your age, the tree was only 3 feet tall.”