Why was the mother flea so unhappy?
| Dog jokes
Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.
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A middle-aged
| Divorce jokes
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?" She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
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Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking
| College jokes
Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?" "Yes!" "For the whole basketball team?"
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A man was traveling down a country road when
| Marriage jokes
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends."
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.
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What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired.