An auditor was examining the balance sheet
| Accountant jokes
An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was partly for the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly for the thousands of sheep that ranged over those
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A man was driving down a quiet country lane when
| Farmer jokes
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed you
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How many dentists does it take to change a
| Dentist jokes
How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
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Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on
| Blind jokes
Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.
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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?
| Beauty jokes
Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.
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Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.