Why are Vampires Democrats?
| Political jokes
Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000.
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!
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Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars
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Q: How can you tell
| Clinton jokes
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
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At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after
| Food jokes
At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?" "Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."
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How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose.