Did you hear about the do-it-yourself
| Dead and dying jokes
Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.
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Neighbour:
| Movie and TV jokes
Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all
| Blonde jokes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too
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A biologist had been
| Biologist jokes
A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came down with a terrible illness. After his health had deteriorated, his wife took him to a doctor who specialized in strange jungle diseases. The doctor gave him a complete exa
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Two gas company servicemen, a senior training
| Business jokes
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two m
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.