What do you do if King Kong sits in

What did Paul Revere say

| History jokes

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

| Dog jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What do you say if you meet a toad ?

| Frog jokes

What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !

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Everybody on earth

| Heaven and hell jokes

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, the next

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What do clouds want to be when they grow

| Weather jokes

What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!