Father Christmas:

What do you get when you cross a collie with a

| Dog jokes

What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!

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When is a car like a frog ?

| Frog jokes

When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !

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A rather attractive woman

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is ful

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One afternoon a little boy was playing

| Religious jokes

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy abou

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

| Various animal jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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Father Christmas: What’s your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean ‘Ghoul-di-locks’!