A vampire bat came flapping in from a
| Various animal jokes
A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the cave's roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, but they persis
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Yo mama so poor your
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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believe that the members of the dental
| Dentist jokes
believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.
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Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!
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What dog do other dogs go to when they
| Dog jokes
What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!
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The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound.