Seems a guy was driving for hours
| Humor jokes
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants.
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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?
| Dog jokes
What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!
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Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of
| Witch jokes
Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.
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George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are
| Political jokes
George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!" George Bush replies, "Oh yeah and tell me what you see?" Osama answers, "I can see New York,
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What do cows wear when they're
| Cow jokes
What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos
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Two cab drivers met. “Hey,” asked one, “what’s the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?” “Well,” the other responded, “when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other.”